i want people to go back to the theater. if you want to know where the prosecutors are, the answer is gathering evidence against your grifter father. [ cheering and applause ] . where you can afford to be you to the maxx sweet emotion sweet now that's eatin' good in the neighborhood. i was like, if this scenario were real and i was sitting in an armchair in the sky, i would want to be wasted, i guess, i don't know. you met nacho. [ laughter ] what was the idea? we found out afterwards that we actually are not -- we didn't do it right. [ applause ] >> jimmy: dominic, you are -- i think you're the fourth actor to play king charles on this show now, right? detect this: i stay undetectable with fewer medicines. >> jimmy: yeah, you're on tmz going by on one of those little snowmobile ambulances. from "the crown" on netflix, dominic west is with us. very festive, even. they really gave us a shot at doing a big swing here. >> jimmy: or writing. >> well, i could -- he starts like this. so everybody was very -- myself included. and tom and jerry bruckheimer one by one introduced prince william and kate to us. thank you for coming. [ laughter ] >> what if we wrapped him up -- is this a crime? i looked like henry viii. ahh, no thanks. find me some powder and a nice blue, green -- >> jimmy: the family goes and snowboards? >> he purchased two guns on his 18th birthday. >> jimmy: just to say hey, look at our car, we can drive? [ laughter ] and she bit my hand. now criminals flock to san francisco because there are no consequences. >> jimmy: like a sea otter of some kind, unbelievable. >> really late. >> in the navy, there is a chance that you may eject over water. i don't know if i'm supposed to look at them, look down, shake their hand. happy belated birthday, cletes. Search the history of over 766 billion >> excuse me, guys? including allergic reactions, lactic acid buildup, and liver problems. based on a video game but you don't have to have played the video game. >> well, no, he can't. >> jimmy: oh. gets to the end of the line. >> jimmy: so i've been trying to goad you into break dancing like prince charles, but that's not going to happen, is it? so yeah, that's me. have you tried crunching? >> jimmy: dominic west, everybody. >> jimmy: yeah, no, i mean, you have to have a cousin vinny. back with the classic hit, "rock of ages," they're still rolling. so literally one by one they go down, and tom is standing like directly behind them in your eye line, like a dad, just waiting for you. literally -- >> jimmy: did they tell you as a group how you were supposed to handle this? We got lost" - 2022 - INTERVIEW you're building a restaurant. >> jimmy: right. [ laughter ]. >> i'm signing seven laws that protect second amendment rights in the lone star state. ask your gastroenterologist about rinvoq. less drama, more harmony, with canon. please join us for that. yay! don't let uc stop you from doing you. i'm getting thrown through a saloon window at three. in the wintertime. [ laughter ] we all became so close after this. [ cheers and applause ] our first guest is the emmy-winning, oscar-nominated mind and mouth behind a, multitude of media you know and love. >> never. i'm like, "oh, yeah, yeah, yeah." and this one is the most confusing of all. [ laughter ] after the movie premieres, i'm going to shave it off, then, hopefully i'll be able to sleep in my room again. they would have gone past tastie freeze if that was the case. >> jimmy: and still, we discussed this on the phone. that's the idea we settle on. >> i guess turf is grass? Los Angeles, CA. >> we talked a lot about my dad, which he loved. >> jimmy: why is he chauffeuring this woman he's in love with around? (2003- ) Episode List. case closed. >> right, yes. but we actually -- >> jump the wall! >> it's weird because you're used to being -- kind of making your living or whatever with your mouth. so he came on season 5. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i know you love big band music, standards, crooners of the past. >> maybe we will be friends, i don't know. you wouldn't believe some of the things people suggested to help me sleep. with no line activation fees or term contracts. also, i didn't know nick fuentes." [ laughter ] but it didn't work out. we know you love it. there's nothing more depressing than getting dumped by your accountant during tax season. well, i am glad you asked. because -- so it's you and mila kunis. you have now reached the end of the sleep app. i don't know. >> jimmy: he was? >> i couldn't say on it television. >> i did, i got married in october. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: interesting, because it's such an american movie. >> jimmy: yeah. after they'd told us we were flying. enough out of you! 11:35 pm >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, patrick dempsey, nicholas hoult, and music from the backseat lovers. so you have a date night. he's like, "i just held my breath the whole time." hey if i were you, i'd try warm milk. now you're supporting alex jones? [ laughter ] absolutely, i get a little more quiet time, she's not talking to me, you know. you do the movie, it's like "military kingdom." can i get ten large fries please? i mean, really just a fun movie to watch from beginning to end. The surprise return of Bob Iger as Disney CEO, replacing his own replacement Bob Chapek, is not without precedent in corporate America, as Jimmy Kimmel reminded viewers last night. >> yes. how did it come out? in the book she says that one of the things she would do when she intimidated by or some ired or - combination of those things would be to bite them. why wouldn't i agree to meet? 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Search the history of over 766 billion and best of all, the hotel has babysitters. >> jimmy: >> jimmy: yeah. we walked the last three degrees to the south pole. it's fun. and her excuse is a doozy. >> they could have been. >> amazing. The 95th Oscars . and that's not always the case where you have such a fun time working on something. we have it pretty good here, weather-wise. i put on 30 pounds for my last film. >> jimmy: he knows. >> jimmy: who was crying, william or kate? do not take quviviq if you have narcolepsy. 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[ cheers and applause ] each of you will get a ticket, a pair of tickets, to go see mark wahlberg's new movie "uncharted" -- [ cheers and applause ] in imax theaters. they really didn't tell us about the swim test until two months after we signed on to do the movie. this is all about herschel walker. i love it. i like the idea of donald trump now angrily setting up a turbotax account. this could be the one. he goes over there, he doesn't know who they are. hendrix? >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: there was a guy named hector the bootie inspector? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: your dad didn't do it right? i think he'll like it. >> jimmy: do they give you reports on what they think of the show? tums vs. mozzarella stick and get another for just a when heartburn hits, fight back fast with tums chewy bites. you know how it looks like a little kid slide. because we spent the second half shooting in serbia in belgrade. >> jimmy: in which you are -- [ laughter ] >> that's right, that's a monster truck. you're you. >> jimmy: never. tom holland. police officers, armed, on the scene. i really attribute that to diet. so boost your bottom line by switching today. >> jimmy: did she forget? "no, i'm wearing a suit, i need the green pants." which is the sequel to "knives out" which is -- and by the way, i saw this movie last night. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: jay, tell me if this is true or not -- >> don't do it. >> jimmy: freddie, you got one shot, one question for two-time gold medalist chloe kim. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> completely leaned in, it was amazing. it looks like you're mad. now he moves to buckingham palace as a pre-king charles in season five of "the crown." because i know i'm terrible at it. mazars said they could no longer work for the trump organization. it's available on netflix december 23rd. which -- i don't know, maybe that was a joke too. concert series is presented by the s class from mercedes-benz. if joe biden walked into. and the reason they call them "commonsense gun laws" is because that's what they are. >> everyone heard something different. >> jimmy: really? once-weekly ozempic can help. >> jimmy: i'm glad you guys are now more prepared in case of an emergency. Due to a planned power outage on Friday, 1/14, between 8am-1pm PST, some services may be impacted. such amazingly perfect shapes run throughout the natural world. because "that's the way politics work." and no, there isn't, there's none. and you never know. it is. [ laughter ] thank god it's not like that so much anymore. get started at longlivedogs.com i'll see you later, alright? visit indeed.com/hire, >> jimmy: hi, welcome back. thank you so much. first we started talking about golf. you -- i want to ask you about something, a little bit odd. a lot of people believe this could be it for donald trump. saving you up to $500 a year. and gun control laws do work, by the way. >> jimmy: then you have to stand there and smile and it's uncomfortable. >> in the cvc parking lots and walgreen parking lots. and i found out later, i guess that was her way of saying hello. Search the history of over 766 billion who you would -- i thought bond, bond, bond. TV Archive >> what? i was very late. YouTube Channel. "i can hold my breath for 8 minutes 45 seconds." [ laughter ] what? "so i help a seriously troubled man, who just happens to be black, ye, who has been decimated in his business and virtually everything else. and we would always stop at the frostee freeze. when you decide to go to hawaii. cnn ripped you, msnbc, jimmy who-cares kimmel calling you a klan mom for the trump stormtroopers, whatever, they're so disgusting over there. you look fantastic. did you approach any of them? we get to the swim test. made by a company whose evs have gone five billion miles for every highway every driveway and every speedway. but you had -- the premiere was in london. >> yeah, i still get called it every once in a while. >> jimmy: we'll take a break. [ cheers and applause ] you know me. i had the moustache, i wore it in the next movie. restaurant and ordered a bowl of gestapo, you better believe i'll mention it. thank you so much. >> it's been a run. i can squeeze you in between swim class and kevin's harp recital at 3:30. i thought we was eatin' beans at 3:30. right. saving money. then a button. that's me. ibrance may cause severe inflammation of the lungs. >> yes. >> really sweet. >> jimmy: still inspecting booties? >> jimmy: wow. this week on "jimmy kimmel live!" we've all seen the gaffes where he brain farts people's names, messes up words, and not one peep from jimmy kimmel and the mainstream media. i wanted to be on a farm with horses. >> yeah. Mountain West's No. they're dead wrong. 18 +. but it was crazy. both of these can lead to death. saying no to settling and yes to getting all of the above. >> yeah, yeah. the photographer had some issues to work out. quviviq may cause temporary inability to move or talk or hallucinations while falling asleep or waking up. >> he said to me at one point, you like a good rock song now and then, right? >> oh, it's just humiliating. start crunching today! Home of Celebrities Read Mean Tweets, YouTube Challenges and the rest of your favorite viral late night videos. >> jimmy: is that what he wants to do? yeah, you're not that hard to get. >> no. and you paid the price for it. Music video by Def Leppard performing Take What You Want (Live On Jimmy Kimmel Live! she tested positive for a banned heart medication that's said can boost endurance in humans. at the end of the halftime show you got dr. dre, eminem, snoop dogg, kendrick lamar, et cetera. secondly, never got the cigars. >> i wasn't like -- my dad said to me at one point, and this is unfair because my dad is the most progressive -- i mean, the most progressive -- i mean, the guy was woodstock, he did acid -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, really? TV Archive it was pretty weird. this is not on -- >> no, this is a movie for cinemas. i really did. >> yeah. we were talking about it. did tom do this with you? it's moments like this my fudge stripes are made for. i mean, he really has superhuman strength. you're the first person to actually do that. >> oh, i just go around. two hundred and fifty million dollars to charity. jimmy -- no. i joined the district attorney's office to pursue justice for everyone. i thought the patriots were still in the game. it opens in theaters friday. >> i love that this was an argument it. >> no! >> get out of here! >> this year she was like, you know what, let's not get anything for each other for valentine's day. >> jimmy: we're going to cover you in some astroturf that in no way matches the actual grass. >> jimmy: welcome back to the show tonight. [ laughter ] but like that -- for some reason, that to him is the mark of a good actor, when you make good facial expressions. then later, a band celebrating the surprise success of a song that's been out for six years, their album, "pineapple sunrise," comes out march 3rd. only eight and a half cents, is left for the homeless. how many albums have you put out of music? and then they got some bronze, which are -- those are turds. you and me, partner. i'm on this kind of weird thing. >> jimmy: i heard you had a wardrobe malfunction before you came out here, what happened? of course not. yes? he starts naming -- he was a helo guy, flew helicopters, starts naming all these helicopters he flew. don't take zeposia if you've had a heart attack, chest pain, stroke or mini-stroke, heart failure in the last 6 months, irregular or abnormal heartbeat not corrected by a pacemaker, if you have untreated severe breathing problems during your sleep, or if you take medicines called maois. i will tell the story. >> jimmy: eight to ten years ago. you got to admire. Jimmy Kimmel Live! >> yes. >> jimmy: how was the wedding itself, the whatever you want to call it, the party? fascinating reaction here. which was a big compliment. >> jimmy: what did you do? >> take us in closer. kathryn hahn, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, there, welcome back. >> jimmy: you know everything about it. >> jimmy: you swim in a perfectly measured rectangle pool, yeah. check. how're you doing? get the new samsung galaxy s22 series on comcast business mobile and for a limited time save up to $750 on a new samsung device with eligible trade-in. don't take dovato if you're allergic to its ingredients, or if you take dofetilide. >> oh no way, for real? sitting down with the ku klux klan-ye, sharing a chocolate souffle. a couple of amish boys. >> jimmy: right. we'll be back with sofia black-d'elia! Due to a planned power outage on Friday, 1/14, between 8am-1pm PST, some services may be impacted. and we always drive out to amish country, because it's like my heaven. and by the way -- the devil, he's a clever guy. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, kathryn hahn, dominic west, and music from beach weather, with cleto and the cletones. benoit blanc. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: did he have reason to be nervous? tonight, from "top gun: maverick," jay ellis is with us. so take what you want take what you need take anything that you need take what you like if you like what you see there's a price to be paid cause it sure ain't for free whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa [ cheers and applause ] >> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes e-q. so i've been trying to lose that weight. >> i didn't really realize how loud we were and how many conversations happen at once at my house, until he came. it says "ye trump." ask your doctor about ibrance. yeah, i get it. made with magic, loved by families. see, you did do it. >> that is kathryn hahn and friends in "glass onion: a knives out mystery." you've been loyal. >> jimmy: you get to give commands? it's a safe and easy way to get into crypto. because here we are again on another day of mourning in this country. if your solution to children being massacred is armed guards, you haven't been paying attention to what's going on. >> the first law he signed is being called the constitutional carry bill which gets rid of the licensing and training requirement for texans. absolutely. we ran out of time for him tonight. >> oh my god. nothing. Actor Mark Wahlberg; actress Sofia Black-D'Elia; Spoon performs; snowboarder Chloe Kim. [ laughter ] that's a tough opening to that song. so he called her from the secret service agent's phone and she picked up right away. saving money. case closed. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow, that's crazy. and it's in the movie theaters for one more day if you want to go see it there. >> jimmy: no? unless you're at a football game. now he screams insults at people, he fits right in. >> we did some bowling which is amazing. 89% of americans want background checks before a gun can be purchased, which is just the very least we can do. (in s.l.j. pitt was well ahead in the 4th quarter when one of their defensive linemen had a very big reaction to what, exactly? john williams, gary goldsmith, james horner, i loved those scores. it damn well shouldn't be a teenager who works at a fast food restaurant. they would be what is that. freddie, have you ever had the chance to speak to an olympic gold medalist? >> it's fantastic. it's lots of sort of jumping over swords. say hello to freddie the stoner. once again we grieve -- for the little boys and girls -- whose lives have been . when you decide to go to that amusement -no. >> jimmy: okay. >> jimmy: with the frosted tips. we all made fun of her. we can't wait. oh, that's good. apologies to matt damon. if you then allow ice fishing with shanties, then that leads to another problem. >> a maori haka? please welcome jay ellis. fresh off her second consecutive gold medal in the women's halfpipe. >> jimmy: and your -- the guy -- >> the guy that i was supposed to marry, yeah. when your mistake is killing the children in your state. 'cause thanks to dad i'm not a legacy. she looks up from her magazine, "sorry i bit you that one time.". it's crispy. >> i didn't either. uh, people need to read it. that's a full-time job. provider-logo. crunching makes work friends electricity powers your heart. oh, she's going to kiss my hand like a chivalrous person of old. he's looking at all of us. bold and classic. tonight, business backlash. >> jimmy: just to recap, your dad is a judge in new jersey. it was such a deal! seth macfarlane is here, we'll be right back. >> i know. >> it was mostly -- i was big into, like -- i was a big film score nerd. and then he thought it would be hilarious to take the kids. [ laughter and applause ] billy crystal gets up and gives him a big hug. they take it, they drop it into a pool, 20 feet deep, it rotates upside down, you're buckled in, goggles on, you have to do it five times. it's called "top gun: maverick." >> that's another lyric, "get in the back seat, baby." [ laughter ] the mayor was just lonely in his shack. we think that's cold. oh, such a hard day? it takes a brave person to do something like that. it premieres on hulu one week from thursday. >> jimmy: that's smart. that's because in l.a. county we're still required to mask up. The multi-hyphenate star, 37 who revealed in April that . two times night vision. >> i'm sure. he'd be like, "oh, i mean, it's me in this case." they sat a few seats down from. >> but it's really exciting. but scrolling endlessly lets me reject things. >> jimmy: yeah, it's -- the title is very -- it's one of the weirder. [ cheers and applause ] , >> jimmy: very good to see you. he's like, "i don't see what the problem is." that is for a part or a treat for your wife for valentine's day? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: congratulations. he said he was going to bring a bowling shirt, which was clearly a sports jersey. look, you should just try youtube tv for free. they're having a go. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: isn't that the saddest thing you've ever seen? tell your doctor if you have new or worsening chest pain, cough, or trouble breathing. i really am. [ laughter ] i was having a rough day. if anything, if anything it makes me less gay. fake news went crazy! when uc held me back i got lasting, steroid-free remission with rinvoq. you -- one of the things in the show, and with the credit sequence is prince charles break dancing. hey, that rhymed! >> oh, yeah. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: you know why she did that? [ sleep app ] and the end. [ cheers and applause ] and on thursday, ringo starr and another olympic gold medal winner shaun white will join us. >> jimmy: you did? sitting there, prince william walks up to him, miles goes, "your eyes are so blue." >> jimmy: oh, boy. but everyone else, no one else hit traffic. [ laughter ] in an uber one minute ago. i don't know. as an executive at top financial firms, yiu managed hundreds of audits. [ glass shatters ] when you can take the ball from my hand you will be ready. insomnia can impact both my days and my nights. thousands of women with metastatic breast cancer are living in the moment and taking ibrance. my mom's really thoughtful and sweet. [ mid-tempo music playing ] why don't you do cool spins? maybe he didn't. a little post turkey day. news. >> jimmy: half the people go to the emergency room after making them. and, "we have come to this conclusion based, in part, upon the filings made by the new york attorney general, our own investigation, and information received from internal and external sources." that's freddie right there, chloe. >> we finished in july of 2019. >> jimmy: you went, did they know you were in it? >> they sent me bad pants. what is kanye doing? >> jimmy: and you learned how to do break dancing like prince charles? i know that i don't want to be part of something i won't ever need your socialized romanticized life floating on my low-key vibe floating on my low-key vibe i don't need that late night high cause i'm floating on my low-key vibe la-da-da-da vibe la-da-da-da da-da-da-da la-da-da-da vibe out of touch in harmony, designer drugs from dead-end streets break the air to feel the fall, or justin trudeau feel anything at all i'm floating on my low-key vibe floating on my low-key vibe-vibe-vibe i don't need that late night high cause i'm floating on my la-da-da-da vibe la-da-da-da da-da-da-da la-da-da-da vibe floating on my low-key vibe floating on my low-key vibe-vibe-vibe i don't need that late night high cause i'm floating on my vibe [ applause ], this is "nightline." >> i'm sorry, i'm tired of the mome. i think we're beach people. and governor abbott and everyone. >> you know, the billy ocean era. thank the lord. because they know what they've done. i was at this club in vegas, seth green had taken me there. let me save you guys some trouble. >> jimmy: are your parents bursting with pride that their daughter is the single drunk female? did you like rock music when you were a kid? i shouldn't complain though. this will make him nuts. >> jimmy: why, nerves? no wires, no boxes, and unlimited dvr. instead of the stop sign, its we "whoa". >> 54. >> we don't have a gun control problem! >> jimmy: what's with the moustache? i said, tell them you're a rare prince. >> jimmy: the show is "the orville: new horizons." and i remember one camp we got to, and he'd already been there for quite a long time, and he sculpted out, he dug out of the snow he's latrines with a sort of very art tic stick toilet roll holder. a million stories i could tell you. The filming will be open to the public. spoon from the mercedes-benz stage. we know this. >> i'm like a shiny gold statue. which is heaven. we go, we do the test. we need to make sure that we do everything we can -- to make sure that unless they do something drastic, let's make sure that not one of any of these politicians ever holds office again. but it doesn't have to be that way. Part of HuffPost Entertainment. it was funny. it's not your average chocolate bar. >> jimmy: i wrote a note to take to him. apologies to matt damon. >> yeah. get a new subaru during the share the love event and subaru and our retailers will donate three hundred dollars to charity. Jimmy Kimmel Live's annual 'I Told My Kids I Ate All Their Halloween Candy' prank has come out for 2022, with some kids sad and others okay. you held your breath the whole time? with cleto and the cletones. starring seth macfarlane. >> stayed and watched the movie with us. oh, right. that's hard to say, by the way. >> oh, it's a blast. ABC/Randy Holmes. okay. i don't know what's happening here! >> hector the bootie inspector. they've sort of tried. sofia black-d'elia is here. and dave is line, "no, do it again, go, faster, your time is way too short, do it again, if the plane goes down you have 10 seconds." and that was -- that's quite a responsibility taking that on. [ chuckles ] that's 'cause you're like 4. and i'm never wrong about this stuff. give me the cross. >> and he was really touched and i think kind of thought maybe you guys would become friends. i don't know mark wahlberg likes so the lady but she monkey. i was chatting to the casting. then you come out and bust it all down. ask your doctor if it's right for you. don't look them in the eye, don't ask any questions, you let them speak first. >> jimmy: i do want to ask about home for one second. >> you are stranger danger?>> n don't even know what that means. but man, i would love it if they surprised me. >> jimmy: to good and plenty. three times clear vision. he plays my son. >> jimmy: repeat them back, if you would. just about to get a nose job. don't drink alcohol while taking quviviq or drive or operate heavy machinery until you feel fully alert. >> jimmy: i don't blame them. where you can afford to be you to the maxx youtube tv is more than cable for less than cable. [ laughter ] the rules are very clear. Search news home episodes movies . we all get you. he's like, "you know it?" >> jimmy: the least commented on songs of the '80s. tarzan is from new orleans, he loves his te. >> i'm eternally grateful, i'm glad that god put me in her life and her in mine. >> all four kids, then a big bouquet from myself. awesome! it was a crazy test." i did a thorough search of prostitution and ice fishing. >> it started off as a suggestion from corporate. >> jimmy: but not in a movie about the navy there isn't, right? maybe i should tell them how it works, taye? he will expect you'll be friend. anyway, we got along great, he expressed no anti-semitism." let's have a look. >> i guess so. because it was all during the covid, just during the lockdowns too, we spent so much time in this bubble. so i'm taking zeposia, a once-daily pill. so the one thing we know about the show is that you take an exceptionally long time to urinate. [ laughter ] we've all shared a big, wet cup of water with granddad, haven't we? [ laughter ] >> very much. the most moist. we'll be back with spoon! "uncharted" opens friday in theaters only. swim training? >> no, i hate it. >> 40 pounds of gear on in a pool. serious infections and blood clots, some fatal; cancers, including lymphoma and skin cancer; death, heart attack, stroke, and tears in the stomach or intestines occurred. >> chilling new details of the school shooting and the alleged gunman emerge. >> i had a problem with my pants. unlimited free delivery. smooth milk chocolate, crispy wafer, creamy hazelnut filling. >> yeah, the casting directors came up. fully leaned in. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: really? we were the only ones who weren't injured. since then we're friends. , got this gorgeous italian leather bag from marshalls. all of my friends have nicknames. her boyfriend plays at my club. does someone come back and say, i want an ice shanty? tonight -- mark wahlberg, sofia black-d'elia, and olympic gold medalist chloe kim, plus music from spoon. ma'am, there's a child back there putting the house on fire, you should go watch him. >> indicate to the audience you've taken a step up in production value. >> thank you. i got a movie coming up. 90% of profits go to the out of state corporations permanently. 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[ laughter ] "you're a prince, what am i supposed to say? it did make me curious. >> jimmy: did you meet chloe kim? tv Jimmy Kimmel Live ABC May 25, 2022 11:35pm-12:37am PDT . >> i can't do that. what's the real math behind their ballot measure for online sports betting? sully is definitely the most popular. Uploaded by he's out of his mind! anyway, i guess what i'm saying is -- happy belated valentine's, you two. that's me entirely. not just on a national level. and they know it's indefensible. with 465 fresh, clean, craveable pairings, find a you pick 2 for any mood. >> jimmy: did you guys have to do some kind of -- i'm wondering why you had to do this. our first guest tonight is a very talented actor and emmy-nominated marvel witch, whom you can see amidst a murder in the highly anticipated "glass onion: a knives out mystery." just i just want to be in a frickin' silo with an amish boy. i looked like a russian ballerina. plus, adoption clash. 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[ laughter ] >> guillermo: oh my -- i gave to it your assistant. i refuse to believe that he is unaffected by this. my friend is like, who is that? >> no. in the book, do you know about this? the mustache. >> jimmy: and did you christen his latrine? >> this particular one was like -- it really -- it's because rian johnson, who directed and wrote it said he casts things like he would host a dinner party, because he knows that the hours you're going spend with each other, i mean, you're with the same group. saves us a ton. that's why i was tardy. that's where they are. i think it was olivia williams who plays camillcamilla. tv Jimmy Kimmel Live ABC March 8, 2022 11:35pm-12:37am PST . she said the difficulty is there is no rhythm. it's a lovely day today so whatever you've got to do you've got a lovely day to do it in, that's true [ chuckling ] and i hope whatever you've got to do is something that [ music stops ] [ beeping ] cars built with safety in mind, even for those guys. i got to spend time with all my cousins. >> you haven't said please. >> jimmy: you are very fortunate, the timing on this, really. every order earns points redeemable for free mcdonald's when you order with the mcdonald's app. ", there's a sequence we have that's completely underwater so i trained my body." is it -- >> well, it was cool. because while they don't understand why you'd ever leave the house like this they'll happily hold down the fort while you're gone. [ laughter ] he's primetime. we would actually play mafia games on our offnights. the office is absolutely in disarray right now. he would pick up other people's phones because he didn't want the white house staff listening in. >> jimmy: yes, i believe you took a space laser to it, as i recall. still sexually active. check. put it in check with rinvoq, a once-daily pill. >> really? wait, unlimited dvr? [ laughter ] just data points to consider. it's when. 11:35 pm >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy, and i wanted to speak to you directly without an audience for just a bit before we start the show. >> jimmy: an amish fetish. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right, hi there. we're like, y'all are crazy, you're not going to put actors in a plane. and, you know, and she said something to the effect of, "oh, come on, don't be a weenie." >> i don't recall. but this was the highlight of my, advice concerning some of his difficulties, in particular having to do with his business. so you've been watching the games for us. the last day of vacation is still vacation. and now that you're 80, you know what you have to do? and i say this tonight with the hope, not with an expectation, but with the hope that people like ted cruz and greg abbott and john cornyn, people who are elected by texans, will actually listen to it. oh, there is harry right there. 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[ laughter ] am i wrong on this? >> jimmy: wow. >> jimmy: you did that. i'm looking for someone who likes sand and sun. now see? 11:35 pm . "hey, i'm with jimmy kimmel, my pants, i left them in the room, put them in an uber and send them here." you know, when he is traveling abroad to all his different colonies or whatever. ink is sent when you run low. you get too much into the rhythm, which is a fatal mistake because he's -- >> jimmy: do you feel like he's harder. reject. >> jimmy: i know young mark wahlberg of ruffian friends. this week save on the gifts they'll love. >> he knows. he does do a bit of that. >> my family is, you know, like some of my cousins would kind of play into the stereotype a little bit. i don't know what that means. >> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes e-q. don't take if allergic to rinvoq as serious reactions can occur. chloe, congratulations. please. >> jimmy: the kids. >> yeah, no, no way. TV Shows. court documents have revealed that trump's longtime accounting firm dropped and distanced themselves from their most famous client. it's so good to see you! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, that's true. >> jimmy: it's great to see you. are they starstruck? those olympoids are going at it, brother. my dad came out for bowling. while our leaders on the right, the americans at congress and at fox news and these other outlets warn us not to politicize this. right? >> jimmy: it's for kids, yeah. >> these weapons were purchased legally in the state of texas. 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[ laughter ]re >> that's my dream. >> jimmy: right. he does a lot of scottish dancing. whenever there's a big movie about to be released into the world, we send our in-house, critic to give us a sneak peek and we've done it again. flexible data plans mean you can get unlimited data or pay by the gig. Don't miss a beat. there's kind of a crazy accident in the holland tunnel, and i was -- i think over an hour late. >> jimmy: mary yoder. i want to tell the whole world. and now, sean . >> number 95, not a very happy camper. Actress Kathryn Hahn; actor Dominic West; Beach Weather performs. "okay, but there's an alarm going off, do you need the pants now?" danny completely freezes. now i want to say congratulations, but it's also disappointing. 22 Feb. 2022 Mandy Moore/Rob Base/Tinashe/Arnold Schwarzegger. >> i don't know. >> yeah. but it's been years since we started talking about it. reject. >> i went home to cleveland. an oscar. daisy's got lassoing lessons at noon. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, thanks. he returns as captain ed mercer in season three of "the orville: new horizons" one week from thursday on hulu. and he's -- charles is quite sort of proud of his dancing. can you say whether you knew you were going to do this show going into doing "wandavision". >> jimmy: you also had a problem with your pants? >> jimmy: or prince charles. it's like, i'm on an early schedule, i got the 4:30 reservation, i can make it seem like i rented out the whole place because nobody's there yet. my dad's comments are always about my facial expressions, which i find really weird. on our most advanced and inclusive smartphone camera yet. So far, the hosts included everyone from Nicole Byer to JB Smoove to the pairing of John Mulaney and Andy Samberg. i'm the host of . jump the wall, jump the wall! >> they don't work for me. >> he takes his dancing quite seriously. the majority of us do, democrats and republicans. >> jimmy: to be fighter pilots? 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